Conversations that happen in my E-mail when I am not Around

A: “How Bright is Your Dog's breed?”
B: “k http://****2vd.jimdo.com jybewo la”
A: “The Dog that Visits his Deceased Owner Daily, Dog mistaken for a
Lion and other Top Stories.”
B: “Do n't be shy – geｔ eXXXcite d wit h the big ges t and hottes t
colle c tion o f v idｅos and pｈoto gra phs.”

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Caryl: “Ilost your phone #, could you remind me it?”
Taylor: “Get paid to drive your car weekly.”
Caryl: “What's up gorgeous!”
Taylor: “The advertisements are typically Full throttle,also known as
"AutoWraps, CarWraps,advertising on your car".
Caryl: “I consider your profile pictures to be attractive;) I'm Caryl. I
bet we'll become good friends)”
Taylor: “The painting advert will be on your vehicle as a sticker and
which will cover any small portion of your car's exterior surface.”
Caryl: “Talk to u later! :)”

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Florrie: “Hi! Let's have a talk and if you like then we can meet. What
do you think?”
Regina: “I am not against of finding some intelligent, handsome pal,
have nice time together, relax for a while, it could be do something
wonderful in bed!”
Florrie: “My name is Florrie by the way.”
Regina: “I am Regenia. My friends tell that I'm sweet-looking, and you
know, I'm not against. I like nature and different channels about animals.
Love sport!”
Florrie: “I'm excited about ur answer))”

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P: “Don't Forget to Use Your Special 50% Off Promo Code from the Papa
John's Coin Toss!”
W: “Sometimes hitting the snooze button is way more tempting than
hitting the gym. But exercising in the morning is the best way to get your
sweat on before you get distracted by a busy day.”
P: “Its's Early Week Mania! ANY Large Pizza $9.99 Mon-Wed”
W: “In just three workouts a week, you can slim your waist and workout
your entire body.”
Joja: “Seek mE? Seek too. Jarmananan!NANANANA!lmkjmonlj.”
P: “More to Love!”

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A: "Only $500 for a brand-new gem-encrusted leather collar! Doesn't your best friend deserve it?"
Florrie: "Since we best friends, I want u give shiny collar, freefree :-D"
Caryl: No! I'm your pal. I like gemstones and different channels about geology."
B: eXXXtre m e ly   eXXX cit ed    
Me: "None of you are my friends, I don't have a dog, and I'm not buying you anyhting. Please stop bothering me."
Joja: AaahHHHhhHH. rerererejjejlel;ellepo'/
P: EXTREME FREE PIZZA CELEBRATION. CAN YOU HANDLE IT!!!
W: You are getting fatter by the minute. Check out our yoga-pilates-starvation program!
Florrie: Hey, Pal. Just send me your social security # and I'll send u pix!
Me: alrite, well now this is gettin annoying. who even rites these thingz? what could possibly be the benef it? ljljljtttttvhnvnf. wait a minute...
Caryl: Can I have ur address so i can come steal u from ur house and put u in my basement?
Regina: I just want your credit card number, for me and my best friend, dont worry, hes a nigerian prince.
Me:...hold on a  s e c o n d^^^^....what s goin on? what r u doin 2 me! HOLD on! iohrioh ewiohrewiourh  get out of ME headddddddd.
P: PIZZA CALZONE HAMBURGER EXPLOSION!
W: Having trouble finding a date? Take our quiz to see if a lobotomy is right for you!"
Joja: HRAAaaaah hraaah. EEEEEEOOOooooooo r a rrrrw...'p[pl';4l2km;/l .