THIS IS NOT A ROBOT.

This is an amazon review of the R/C Cooler. You can find the product here.

So I was downloading the soundtrack to Short Circuit, nurturing my dream of being Steve Guttenberg, when I began to wonder how I could incorporate robots into MY life. Then, as if divinely endowed, this fine product popped up onto my screen. I'll tell you what, I immediately charged the modest $72.99 to my credit card, regardless of the fact that I'm currently in between jobs. THAT is how much I am behind this product. It arrived forthwith, much to my pleasure.

So I'm going to be honest. I didn't actually READ the description of this product before I bought it. Its not EXACTLY a robot. It can be compared more easily to remote control car than a beer robot. I'd say that this is 3% my fault, and the rest is totally on the R/C Cooler people for no other reason than it ought to be a robot. I just really think you guys should know: this is NOT a robot.

I have made use of it for what it is, though. You see, I really like diet Mountain Dew. I drink about a gallon of it per day, mainly because I spend much of my time on the internet expanding my impressive collection of Cindy Margolis pics. I simply cannot drink as much of this lime green power juice as I would like, because walking to and from the refrigerator would take WAY too much time. I have devised a plan that has really upped my intake. At first, I just filled the cooler with ice and bottles of the Dew. But then, after realizing my OBVIOUS mistake, I poured the bottles directly into the cooler and now use industrial plastic tubing to drink. Perfection, really.

This product really has changed my life, i would recommend it to anyone, and hope that you purchase it immediately.