THIS IS NOT A ROBOT.

This is an amazon review of the R/C Cooler. You can find the product here.

So I was downloading the soundtrack to Short Circuit, nurturing my dream of being Steve Guttenberg, when I began to wonder how I could incorporate robots into MY life. Then, as if divinely endowed, this fine product popped up onto my screen. I'll tell you what, I immediately charged the modest $72.99 to my credit card, regardless of the fact that I'm currently in between jobs. THAT is how much I am behind this product. It arrived forthwith, much to my pleasure.

So I'm going to be honest. I didn't actually READ the description of this product before I bought it. Its not EXACTLY a robot. It can be compared more easily to remote control car than a beer robot. I'd say that this is 3% my fault, and the rest is totally on the R/C Cooler people for no other reason than it ought to be a robot. I just really think you guys should know: this is NOT a robot.

I have made use of it for what it is, though. You see, I really like diet Mountain Dew. I drink about a gallon of it per day, mainly because I spend much of my time on the internet expanding my impressive collection of Cindy Margolis pics. I simply cannot drink as much of this lime green power juice as I would like, because walking to and from the refrigerator would take WAY too much time. I have devised a plan that has really upped my intake. At first, I just filled the cooler with ice and bottles of the Dew. But then, after realizing my OBVIOUS mistake, I poured the bottles directly into the cooler and now use industrial plastic tubing to drink. Perfection, really.

This product really has changed my life, i would recommend it to anyone, and hope that you purchase it immediately.

A Posthumous Biography of the Author

Courtney Lynn O'Donnell was born and raised in the south side, Canaryville neighborhood of Chicago. She was the daughter of a fireman, and the youngest of six. Only having one daughter, her father gave special attention to Courtney, and when he took his own life in her final year of high school, it had an everlasting affect on her. In 2006, she left the city and her brothers behind to attend Bryn Mawr College in Pennsylvania. After setting the house of her former partner on fire in 2008, she was incarcerated. She never received her degree. The public nature of the trial expedited the publishing of her first book, There Used to be Pigs Here: an anthology of a childhood in Chicago. Over the next five years she would publish two books of poetry and her magnum opus, Kitchen Cowgirl, which will soon be made into a movie starring Robert Downey Junior as the brilliant amputee, Jed Laguaite. On January 17, 2012, O'Donnell died in prison due to complications while being treated for pneumonia.

Intro Bio. Thing.

My name is Courtney O'Donnell and I am a Chicago native. I decided to move to New Orleans because people tell me I'm too high strung and needed to relax. I never took into consideration that it would be as hot as the sun here. Also, I really like Vietnamese soup.